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Fisk</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-04-21T03:37:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/script-writing/</loc><lastmod>2024-01-19T22:35:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/13497-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/image-2.png</image:loc><image:title>image-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/image-1.png</image:loc><image:title>image-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/image.png</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/john-stevenson-by-sarita-v-79.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-stevenson-by-sarita-v-79</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-27T01:59:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/03/15/planescape-torment-what-can-change-the-nature-of-a-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/charactercard_58.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CharacterCard_58</image:title><image:caption>Come on, look at how ugly he is. Don't you think he's been punished enough?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/kproject4235e26ba6ca5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KProject4235e26ba6ca5</image:title><image:caption>You know I'm sensing torment is a major theme here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/charactercard_64.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CharacterCard_64</image:title><image:caption>Gee, that sounds like someone we know. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/occclecturehall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OCCCLectureHall</image:title><image:caption>If actual lectures were this interesting and well written, I may have actually stayed in school.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/plato.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plato</image:title><image:caption>Granted, it's not a new question, but it's still damn impressive for a video game. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/charactercard_53.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CharacterCard_53</image:title><image:caption>Yup, it's like looking in a mirror. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/stock-photo-gang-members-in-a-dark-alley-35596627.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stock-photo-gang-members-in-a-dark-alley-35596627</image:title><image:caption>Uh...I think I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/planescapetorment_01_1920x1080.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PlanescapeTorment_01_1920x1080</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ignus-smoldering.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ignus-smoldering</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/06detroit2-slide-rh90-jumbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>06DETROIT2-slide-RH90-jumbo</image:title><image:caption>Actually it's kind of scary how accurate the comparison is. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-20T03:58:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/12/02/ending-dragonage-inquisition/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/writersblock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WritersBlock</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/space-quest-deaths.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space quest deaths</image:title><image:caption>And I died so many times...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dragon-age-inquisition-characters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dragon-Age-Inquisition-Characters</image:title><image:caption>I wish these amazing characters had appeared in a story worth the telling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dao_battle_at_fort_drakon_-_quest_-_the_darkspawn_chronicles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DAO_Battle_at_Fort_Drakon_-_quest_-_The_Darkspawn_Chronicles</image:title><image:caption>Give a dragon and an army to fight, and I will give you my undying praise.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/final-boss-acii.png</image:loc><image:title>final-boss-acii</image:title><image:caption>And quite honestly, the Pope put up a better fight. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/0.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Yes I'm talking to you and your bullshit ground AoE attack!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cassandra-gallery-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cassandra-gallery-01</image:title><image:caption>Which is a shame, because all the characters are wonderful. They just don't end up affecting the story.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/blackwall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackwall</image:title><image:caption>Though with a beard that magnificent, I can forgive him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sten.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sten</image:title><image:caption>"When fellow qunari asked if there were worthy people outside Par Vollen, Sten would answer that in all his travels he had only met  one.” - Sten's Ending</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/gears-of-war-2-all-fronts-collection-20090723033137010-000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gears-of-war-2-all-fronts-collection-20090723033137010-000</image:title><image:caption>Come on Bioware, you can do better than this can't you?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-10-20T03:56:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/03/22/all-that-matters-is-the-ending-part-2-mass-effect-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tali-legion-getting-along.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tali legion getting along</image:title><image:caption>Okay this is gonna be awkward, but you two need to...um...merge...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/graphictwo.gif</image:loc><image:title>graphictwo</image:title><image:caption>Courtesy of www.thewritersjourney.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/dramatic-arc3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dramatic-arc3</image:title><image:caption>Hi 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don't need to tell us how the force works</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/what-are-midichlorians.png</image:loc><image:title>What are Midichlorians</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/midichlorians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Midichlorians</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-04T06:14:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2019/01/24/the-problem-with-you/</loc><lastmod>2019-03-31T20:16:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2019/02/11/star-trek-discovery-i-finally-know-whats-happening/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/discovery-and-the-sphere.png</image:loc><image:title>Discovery and the Sphere</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/the-conference-room-on-discovery.png</image:loc><image:title>The Conference Room on Discovery</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/tilly-and-detmer.png</image:loc><image:title>Tilly and Detmer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/captain-pike-in-the-captains-chair.png</image:loc><image:title>Captain Pike in the Captain's Chair</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/discovery-and-the-asteroid.png</image:loc><image:title>Discovery and the Asteroid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/saru-and-michael-holding-hands.png</image:loc><image:title>Saru and Michael Holding 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Cool</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ashley-or-kaidan.png</image:loc><image:title>Ashley or Kaidan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/erens-mother.png</image:loc><image:title>Eren's Mother</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/attack-on-titan.png</image:loc><image:title>Attack on 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"Trooper, didn't we just watch them escape five minutes ago?" 
"Yes sir!" 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decision</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/sabine-and-kanan.png</image:loc><image:title>Sabine and Kanan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ahsoka-hits-anakin-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Ahsoka hits Anakin (2)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/ahsoka-hits-anakin.png</image:loc><image:title>Ahsoka hits Anakin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/obi-wan-vs-maul1.png</image:loc><image:title>Obi-wan vs Maul</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/4thrz.gif</image:loc><image:title>4thrz</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/nacskik.gif</image:loc><image:title>NaCSkIK</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/maul-finds-peace.png</image:loc><image:title>Maul finds Peace</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/death-of-darth-maul.png</image:loc><image:title>Death of Darth Maul</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-16T23:30:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2018/03/20/star-wars-rebels/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/sebines-painting-of-rebels1.png</image:loc><image:title>Sebine's Painting of 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Defender</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/kanans-death.png</image:loc><image:title>Kanan's Death</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/kanan-gone1.png</image:loc><image:title>Kanan Gone</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/do-you-know-what-ive-become.png</image:loc><image:title>Do You know What I've Become</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ahsoka-and-anakin.png</image:loc><image:title>Ahsoka and 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bus</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-hunting-ground1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-hunting-ground</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/the-hunting-ground.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-hunting-ground</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/kilgrave.png</image:loc><image:title>Kilgrave</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/jessica-jones-netflix-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jessica-jones-netflix-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/boring-dude.png</image:loc><image:title>Boring Dude</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, but no amount of "walking away from a cool fire without looking" can make this man interesting. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-25T05:54:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/11/14/isis-cant-win/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/franceflag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>france+flag</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/life_expectancy_at_birth_by_region_1950-2050.png</image:loc><image:title>Life_Expectancy_at_Birth_by_Region_1950-2050</image:title><image:caption>EVERYTHING!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wordpoverty2-600x387.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wordpoverty2-600x387</image:title><image:caption>At</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/ourworldindata_wars-after-1946-state-based-battle-death-rate-by-type.png</image:loc><image:title>ourworldindata_wars-after-1946-state-based-battle-death-rate-by-type</image:title><image:caption>A graph of the incredible progress humanity has made. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/centurylink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CenturyLink</image:title><image:caption>My home city of Seattle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/france-paris-attacks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>france-paris-attacks</image:title><image:caption>The perfect response to terrorism. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/new-zealand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New Zealand</image:title><image:caption>New Zealand</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/sydney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sydney</image:title><image:caption>Australia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/enhanced-16278-1447504508-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-16278-1447504508-5</image:title><image:caption>Shanghai</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/enhanced-8731-1447503581-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>enhanced-8731-1447503581-1</image:title><image:caption>Mexico</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-16T05:05:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/09/13/mad-max-fury-road-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/immortan-joe.png</image:loc><image:title>Immortan Joe</image:title><image:caption>Remember that you're not nearly as badass as you think you are. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/fr6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FR6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/turnerandhooch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Turner and Hooch</image:title><image:caption>Given how monosyllabic Max is, that's actually a brilliant analogy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/radar_charlize_theron_mad_max_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Radar_Charlize_Theron_Mad_Max_3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/madmaxfuryroad-247-ft.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mad Max Fury Road chase</image:title><image:caption>This is basically a good overview of the whole movie. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/9e513e79-10fb-4f48-b87e-9ac67d057f0f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Opening Scene Mad Max Fury Road</image:title><image:caption>The only thing rustier than the cars are the characters' souls. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-18T17:27:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/10/20/the-star-wars-episode-vii-trailer-a-new-hope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/giphy.gif</image:loc><image:title>giphy</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/star-wars-the-force-awakens.png</image:loc><image:title>Star Wars The Force Awakens</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jjabrams.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jjabrams</image:title><image:caption>And  hey, look on the brightside, if it does turn out to be awful we  all get to call this guy Jar Jar Abrams for the rest of his life. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jaqen-h-ghar-offers-his-assassin-services.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jaqen-h-ghar-offers-his-assassin-services</image:title><image:caption>A girl is not ready to be no one...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/grief.png</image:loc><image:title>Grief</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/anger.png</image:loc><image:title>Anger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/sadleia.png</image:loc><image:title>SadLeia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/shockedfinn.png</image:loc><image:title>ShockedFinn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/finnfear.png</image:loc><image:title>FinnFear</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-16T21:27:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/05/20/sansas-wedding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/littlefinger1.png</image:loc><image:title>LittleFinger</image:title><image:caption>How about I give you a ride in my Benz and we call it even? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/b500a9aed4bc931cc31b8a2ac3788f67.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b500a9aed4bc931cc31b8a2ac3788f67</image:title><image:caption>Oh who am I kidding, we all know who the cat would be...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sansa-and-joffrey-sansa-stark-31198971-1280-720.png</image:loc><image:title>Sansa-and-Joffrey-sansa-stark-31198971-1280-720</image:title><image:caption>It would have juxtaposed nicely with her last encounter with a betrothed lover...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/littlefinger.png</image:loc><image:title>LittleFinger</image:title><image:caption>How about I give you a ride in my Benz and we call it even? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/talisa_stabbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Talisa_Stabbed</image:title><image:caption>And believe me, GoT, you already have plenty of that. You don't need to force more in. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/sansas-wedding.png</image:loc><image:title>Sansas wedding</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-25T09:25:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/06/29/pixar-inside-out-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2015-03-10-at-3-44-55-pm-inside-out-trailer-breakdown-is-that-a-toy-story-easter-egg-png-297108.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Riley Family Hug</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bingbongstill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bingbongstill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cq5dam-web-1280-1280.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>cq5dam.web.1280.1280</image:title><image:caption>Life isn't happy or sad, it's happy, sad and everything in between.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/inside-out-japan-pixar-post-4.png</image:loc><image:title>Inside Out Japan Pixar Post 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/riley-inside-out-trailer-2-pixar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>riley-inside-out-trailer-2-pixar</image:title><image:caption>Empathy is why this scene was so hard to watch. (And why it was so damn familiar.) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/snapshot-2015-05-07-at-10_59_16-pm-183855433.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bing Bong - Riley's Imaginary Friend</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/inside-out-personality-islands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inside-out-personality-islands</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/inside-out-meet-your-emotions-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Inside-Out-Meet-your-emotions-2</image:title><image:caption>There goes the neighborhood. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title><image:caption>This is Pixar, they're better than you're annoying facebook friends. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/635693079685199560966881669_leslie-knope-quotes-9-640x426.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leslie Knope crazy happy</image:title><image:caption>Someone remind me to do a review of Parks and Recreation, because that's an amazing show. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-25T09:22:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/10/19/the-walking-dead-burying-the-lead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ohsnap.png</image:loc><image:title>OhSNAP!</image:title><image:caption>Oh shit, did they start the episode without us? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/walking-dead-season-5-finale-amc-march-29-2015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walking-dead-season-5-finale-amc-march-29-2015</image:title><image:caption>I think we made a wrong turn. We were supposed to hit zombies about five minutes back. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/for-fucks-sake.png</image:loc><image:title>For Fuck's Sake</image:title><image:caption>Oh, for fuck's sake...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/season_two_dale_horvath2.png</image:loc><image:title>Season_two_dale_horvath</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/turtle.png</image:loc><image:title>Turtle!!!</image:title><image:caption>Turtle, if I were you, I'd have a long, hard talk with your agent about this...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/season_two_dale_horvath1.png</image:loc><image:title>Season_two_dale_horvath</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/buryingthelead.png</image:loc><image:title>BuryingtheLead</image:title><image:caption>Riveting. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/season_two_dale_horvath.png</image:loc><image:title>Season_two_dale_horvath</image:title><image:caption>SHUT UP!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/futurama_2_5_11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>futurama_2_5_11</image:title><image:caption>SHUT UP!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-21T04:55:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/10/08/fear-the-walking-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fear-850x560.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fear-850x560</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fear-the-walking-dead-finale11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fear-the-walking-dead-finale11</image:title><image:caption>Which is weird since everyone else had no problem turning into zombie killing badasses. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/walkingdeadzombies_m_10021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WalkingDeadZombies_m_10021</image:title><image:caption>Also, what's up with this show and chain link fences? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Also, why in the hell are you using an anti-materiel rifle for killing zombies? Overkill much? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/walking-dead-zombie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Walking Dead Zombie1</image:title><image:caption>Did this guy tell you how his disease is transmitted? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/abigail-fear-the-walking-dead.png</image:loc><image:title>abigail-fear-the-walking-dead</image:title><image:caption>And a terribly CGI'd boat at that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ftwd-22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ftwd-22</image:title><image:caption>For any other city this is a major disaster. For L.A., it's Tuesday. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/poof-hes-gone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Poof, he's gone</image:title><image:caption>And *poof*, just like that, it was gone. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ftwd-writing-credits.png</image:loc><image:title>FTWD Writing Credits</image:title><image:caption>Pretty sure all these names are just random word generators wearing skin suits. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-10T02:14:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/09/06/tortured-by-a-dentist-my-last-two-weeks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/download.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dustin Hoffman Marathon Man</image:title><image:caption>I started channeling Dustin Hoffman pretty hard. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/flat550x550075f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flat550x550075f</image:title><image:caption>Shut up, I'm in too much pain to be subtle in my foreshadowing. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>House Vicodin</image:title><image:caption>I started channeling Dr. House pretty hard. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-29T04:58:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/08/17/the-3-most-pointless-scenes-from-true-detective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mustache-colin-farrell.png</image:loc><image:title>mustache-colin-farrell</image:title><image:caption>I hope it was at least buried with full military honors...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/exploding-meth-lab.png</image:loc><image:title>Exploding Meth Lab</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/vinci-shootout.png</image:loc><image:title>Vinci Shootout</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/totally-unexpected.png</image:loc><image:title>Totally unexpected</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/the-blade-and-the-bullet.png</image:loc><image:title>The Blade and The Bullet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/empty-room-and-singer.png</image:loc><image:title>Empty Room and Singer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-19T23:13:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/06/18/2946/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/game-thrones_0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game-thrones_0</image:title><image:caption>The kid's motivation is really the only that stands up. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/game-thrones-season-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game-thrones-season-5</image:title><image:caption>Maybe all these boats just have propellers we're not seeing...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/drogon-protege-sua-mae-dos-filhos-da-harpia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Drogon Spear Wounds</image:title><image:caption>You know what Drogon, just leave her. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/drogons-mother.png</image:loc><image:title>Drogon's mother</image:title><image:caption>Drogon's mother: literally riding his ass. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mother-of-dragons.png</image:loc><image:title>Mother of Dragons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/i-see-you1.png</image:loc><image:title>I see you</image:title><image:caption>I'm watching you, but not so closely that I'm going to notice you poison the girl in front me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/i-see-you.png</image:loc><image:title>I see you</image:title><image:caption>I'm watching you, but not so closely that I'm going to notice you poison the girl in front me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/death-kiss.png</image:loc><image:title>Death kiss</image:title><image:caption>Look at that death grip on her face? No one finds that suspicious? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/thrones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thrones</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/got509_120314_hs_dsc_71671.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GOT509_120314_HS_DSC_7167[1]</image:title><image:caption>Personally, after this scene, I was looking forward to Ramsey flaying Stannis alive.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-18T02:25:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/03/21/50-shades-of-grey/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/atlas-shrugged-book-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>atlas-shrugged-book-cover</image:title><image:caption>Not as long as Ayn Rand's books still exist. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shakespeare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shakespeare</image:title><image:caption>By the way, Shakespeare had way freakier sex going on in his plays than Fifty Shades does.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/queen_cover-580x360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>queen_cover-580x360</image:title><image:caption>And England already pointed out that flaw in our society. Thanks England!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/shocked-woman-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shocked-woman-1</image:title><image:caption>What!? A man sees a standard physiological process as normal, and doesn't give a shit? INSANITY! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/sandstone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandstone</image:title><image:caption>Falling on that would have left Ana with some seriously scrapped knees. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wrong-way.png</image:loc><image:title>Wrong Way</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/2668291-1-_custom-3cb547a38cb0d252fc7c8167e80b12aaf62fdc9b-s6-c10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2668291-1-_custom-3cb547a38cb0d252fc7c8167e80b12aaf62fdc9b-s6-c10</image:title><image:caption>"Tell me more about how you want to dirty my name putting it in Fifty Shades of Grey." 

"I'm so sorry, Mr. Dickens..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/1221_30-under-30-david-karp-tumblr-forbes-cover-012113_768x1004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1221_30-under-30-david-karp-tumblr-forbes-cover-012113_768x1004</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, not that hard, lady.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/aputakesabullet_9737.png</image:loc><image:title>aputakesabullet_9737</image:title><image:caption>Forget all that taking a bullet crap, a real friend is one who will read a bad book for you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/thimble.png</image:loc><image:title>thimble</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-18T01:50:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/07/08/thank-you-cdprojekt-red/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cdpr-default.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cdpr-default</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/fullhd-en_001-720x282.png</image:loc><image:title>FullHD-EN_001-720x282</image:title><image:caption>Finally, a corporate logo that doesn't fill me with rage.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/maxresdefault-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Crones</image:title><image:caption>And that includes this</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/267380-ea_logo.png</image:loc><image:title>267380-ea_logo</image:title><image:caption>Fuck you EA. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/witcher-3-crones1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Witcher-3-Crones</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/witcher-3-crones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Witcher-3-Crones</image:title><image:caption>And that includes this. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-14T10:40:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/05/07/bioshock-infinite-what-the-hell-just-happened/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lighthouse.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lighthouse</image:title><image:caption>Of course you are, because this is the part that makes sense.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/columbianewyork.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ColumbiaNewYork</image:title><image:caption>The end of one story, and the start of another.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/egg-and-sperm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>egg-and-sperm</image:title><image:caption>Wow, that got real weird, real fast. God I love this game.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-13T03:28:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/08/02/confidence-or-the-lack-thereof-and-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/20150719_185921.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150719_185921</image:title><image:caption>Newly three-legged Nutter, who doesn't seem to notice her missing leg. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/draft-examples-2.png</image:loc><image:title>Draft Examples 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/draft-examples.png</image:loc><image:title>Draft Examples</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/70-drafts.png</image:loc><image:title>70 Drafts</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/70-drafts-zoomed.png</image:loc><image:title>70 DRAFTS zoomed</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that says 70 drafts. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sleeping-on-computer.png</image:loc><image:title>sleeping-on-computer</image:title><image:caption>Okay, 50% at the most...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/robot-taunt.png</image:loc><image:title>Robot Taunt</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-11T10:38:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/04/20/pillars-of-eternity-ending-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/736px-worldmap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>736px-WorldMap</image:title><image:caption>This is but a tiny fraction of the world map of Pillars of Eternity. And somewhere out there is a story that will absolutely blow my mind. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bender-doesnt-believe.png</image:loc><image:title>Bender Doesn't Believe</image:title><image:caption>Pretty sure Bender made the same argument about evil Santa, with pretty much the same results. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/eternity9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eternity9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/valnth.png</image:loc><image:title>Valnth</image:title><image:caption>Lady I just rode a magic carpet made of souls to get down here...please tell me you're joking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/durance-portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Durance-portrait</image:title><image:caption>This dude can hail down fire from the heavens through the power of faith. Atheism really isn't something that can exist in this world. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/348403-moebius_possessed10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>348403-moebius_possessed10</image:title><image:caption>"I am, as before, your right arm... your sword." Raziel's final words to Kain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/oh-okay.png</image:loc><image:title>Oh...okay</image:title><image:caption>What, you expect me to believe you just because you have giant unstoppable avatars of your god? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/portrait_thaos_lg.png</image:loc><image:title>Portrait_thaos_lg</image:title><image:caption>Humanizing a villain is always a smart move. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/80.jpg</image:loc><image:title>80</image:title><image:caption>They basically needed a history book to be provided with the game...oh, nevermind, they did. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pillars-of-eternity-pc-web.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pillars-of-eternity-pc-web</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-12-07T00:42:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/12/13/dragon-age-inquisition-ending1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/article-1079895-02371fdb000005dc-877_468x310.jpg</image:loc><image:title>article-1079895-02371FDB000005DC-877_468x310</image:title><image:caption>No it's okay, I'll leave. You can have the planet. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-03T22:38:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/02/25/the-walking-dead-vs-the-walking-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/zombies-in-the-walking-dead-beside-the-dying-fire-600x4221.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombies-in-The-Walking-Dead-Beside-the-Dying-Fire-600x422</image:title><image:caption>Carl: "Hey dad, I'm going to go play on that fence with those people, okay?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/zombies-in-the-walking-dead-beside-the-dying-fire-600x422.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zombies-in-The-Walking-Dead-Beside-the-Dying-Fire-600x422</image:title><image:caption>Carl: "Hey dad, I'm going to go play on that fence with those people, okay?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2013-02-18_00004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-18_00004</image:title><image:caption>Well...he has one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/danny_st_john_3601.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Danny_St_John_3601</image:title><image:caption>And looking like this, is anyone really surprised?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/walking-dead-lori.jpg</image:loc><image:title>walking-dead-lori</image:title><image:caption>My marriage is more important to me than the survival of my child, my friends and the human race.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cdc002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CDC002</image:title><image:caption>"Hey gang, let's go into this CDC headquarters building where there is only ONE scientist alive."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2013-02-18_00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-18_00011</image:title><image:caption>Farewell sweet Clementine...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-03T03:24:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/03/03/tell-me-a-tale-of-the-walking-dead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2013-02-18_00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-18_00011</image:title><image:caption>Of all the gunshots I've heard in video games, this was the most powerful.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2013-02-18_00010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-18_00010</image:title><image:caption>It's okay Clementine. You can let me go now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2013-02-18_00007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-18_00007</image:title><image:caption>I never thought I could be so proud at a girl bashing a man's brains in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2013-02-18_00001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-18_00001</image:title><image:caption>Including running into a small boy and his dog. I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2013-03-02_000031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-03-02_00003</image:title><image:caption>I have never been so happy to see a hammer!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2013-03-02_00003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-03-02_00003</image:title><image:caption>I've never been so happy to see a hammer!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pc_games_8b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pc_games_8b</image:title><image:caption>And shotguns speak louder than actions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/zombie_crossing_sign_2008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZombieXing</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, these games need Zombie Crossing signs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-03T03:08:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/06/25/plot-vs-character-terminator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/terminator-salvation-moto-terminator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MotorbikeTerm</image:title><image:caption>Uh oh...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/4564-25-978052.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4564-25-978052</image:title><image:caption>And I'll make sure there are some god damn lasers this time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sam_worthington_in_terminator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sam_worthington_in_terminator</image:title><image:caption>Or blow him up, whatever. Tamatoe, Tamatoh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (1)</image:title><image:caption>Even the characters are waiting for it to start.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/terminatorthumbsup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TerminatorThumbsUp</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/terminator-2-judgement-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Terminator-2-judgement-day</image:title><image:caption>Hey, snap to it! This murder-list isn't getting any shorter...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/t31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/t3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t3</image:title><image:caption>Totally how I want my funeral to look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/terminator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>terminator</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kissing.gif</image:loc><image:title>kissing</image:title><image:caption>Awwww yeeaaahhhh</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-28T14:00:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/07/08/a-tale-of-two-stories-brave/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/640px-brave-bear1.png</image:loc><image:title>640px-Brave-Bear1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/brave-movie-image-merida-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brave-movie-image-merida-bear</image:title><image:caption>Any other takers?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/marketingpic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MarketingPic</image:title><image:caption>Merchandising.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/brave-bear5.png</image:loc><image:title>Brave-Bear5</image:title><image:caption>Wait, don't kill me! I was aiming for the redhead, I swear!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/feeling_grizzly-1600x1200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Feeling_Grizzly-1600x1200</image:title><image:caption>Bears: Mauling Changing Fate Since 4,000BC</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mov-brave_320.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mov-brave_320</image:title><image:caption>And it's still pretty damn good. Pixar are Gods.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-24T23:37:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/07/13/crossing-the-line/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2012-07-13_00010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-07-13_00010</image:title><image:caption>You can practically hear his mind snapping.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2012-07-11_00007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-07-11_00007</image:title><image:caption>LOOK AT ME!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2012-07-13_00009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-07-13_00009</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2012-07-13_00002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-07-13_00002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2012-07-12_00002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-07-12_00002</image:title><image:caption>Does anyone else see credits floating in front of us?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2012-07-11_000011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-07-11_00001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2012-07-11_00001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2012-07-11_00001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ss_08_xl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ss_08_xl</image:title><image:caption>A dark, gritty shooter? How quaint.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-28T13:28:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/03/29/clone-wars-star-wars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/umbarasurpriseattack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UmbaraSurpriseattack</image:title><image:caption>Darkness, brutality and secrets. An episode tailor made by the Sith.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/obi-wan-on-ryloth-star-wars-clone-wars-23831028-700-394.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Obi-wan-on-Ryloth-star-wars-clone-wars-23831028-700-394</image:title><image:caption>Saving innocent refugees? Now that's a cause worth fighting for. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/clonewars.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CLoneWars</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jedi-sith.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jedi-Sith</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/anakinandpadme2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anakinandpadme2</image:title><image:caption>A single, well-timed glance can convey more meaning than a hundred lines of dialogue. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/anakinandpadme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anakinandpadme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/anakin_skywalker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anakin_skywalker</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/clone-wars-plo-koon-and-clones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Plo Koon and his Clone Troopers</image:title><image:caption>Plus that breathing mask just looks badass. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dexterhs-swe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whothefuckisthis?</image:title><image:caption>I don't think even this guy knew who he was supposed to be.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/declaration.png</image:loc><image:title>Emperor Palpatine is Evil</image:title><image:caption>"Hey everyone, I know I look like evil incarnate but it was totally the Jedi. Yeah, they're responsible for everything. Also, I'm declaring myself Emperor. You know, for kicks."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-03T23:26:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/07/10/the-nutso-nutter-fund/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nutter-butter-crop-1-of-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nutter Butter crop (1 of 1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-29T09:20:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/06/08/the-witcher-3-story-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/the_witcher_3_walkthrough_the_battle_of_kaer_morhen_hero.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_witcher_3_walkthrough_the_battle_of_kaer_morhen_hero</image:title><image:caption>Kill them all. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/527773-940x528.png</image:loc><image:title>527773-940x528</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/the_witcher_3_wild_hunt_emhyr_var_emreis_by_scratcherpen-d80k1jb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_witcher_3_wild_hunt_emhyr_var_emreis_by_scratcherpen-d80k1jb</image:title><image:caption>In the Witcher universe, that phrase usually means the Emperor has literally taken your head. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/maxresdefault-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault (4)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/the_witcher_3_wild_hunt_wallpapers__42__by_sultan_alqasmi-d7w8kop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_witcher_3_wild_hunt_wallpapers__42__by_sultan_alqasmi-d7w8kop</image:title><image:caption>Together again. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/maxresdefault-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ciri Screams</image:title><image:caption>Burn them all, Ciri. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/the-bloody-baron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE-BLOODY-BARON</image:title><image:caption>Plus he looks like a militarized version of Santa Claus, which is just awesome. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2856681-ciri_final_1418728892.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2856681-ciri_final_1418728892</image:title><image:caption>This is no princess you have to save. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-07T22:34:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/04/07/cortana-and-the-great-left-handed-writing-experiment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/download-wallpaper-hd-microsoft-studios-halo-cortana-wallpaper.png</image:loc><image:title>Download-Wallpaper-HD-Microsoft-Studios-Halo-Cortana-wallpaper</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-08T06:06:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/03/28/the-great-left-handed-writing-experiment-days-5-8/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150328_165946.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150328_165946</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150328_165936.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150328_165936</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150328_170000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150328_170000</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150328_170004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150328_170004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150328_170012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150328_170012</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-29T16:02:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/03/23/the-great-left-handed-story-experiment-days-3-and-4/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150323_192158.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150323_192158</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150323_183259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150323_183259</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150323_183253.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150323_183253</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150323_183245.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150323_183245</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-12-28T20:58:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/03/21/the-great-left-handed-story-experiment-day-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150321_171619.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150321_171619</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150321_171610.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150321_171610</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150321_1716161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150321_171616</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150321_165748.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150321_165748</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150321_171616.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150321_171616</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-22T02:07:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/03/20/the-great-left-handed-story-experiment-day-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150320_122126.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150320_122126</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150320_122110.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150320_122110</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/20150320_122119.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150320_122119</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-20T21:09:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/03/10/new-format/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-13T07:51:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/02/23/patreon-updates/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tumblr_inline_n7ibelcmbi1rwxx94.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_inline_n7ibelCMbi1rwxx94</image:title><image:caption>"You have destroyed so much, what is it, exactly, that you have created!?" - Pertinent Half-Life 2 quote. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T03:55:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/11/27/dragon-age-inquisition-ending-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/imgp0955.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMGP0955</image:title><image:caption>White as in the color of really old dog shit. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/me3_dlc_message.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ME3_DLC_Message</image:title><image:caption>It was the video equivalent of this message.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/the_battle_of_denerim.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_battle_of_denerim</image:title><image:caption>I don't know why we went through all that effort to build an army in Origins. Apparently they grow on trees in Orlais.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dragon-age-inquisition.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragon-age-inquisition</image:title><image:caption>Don't let the other people fool you. You're all alone here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/promotional_demon_dai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Promotional_demon_DAI</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: A far more interesting and capable Villain.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/9uhpc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9UHpc</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: A far more interesting boss fight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/corypheus_closeup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Corypheus_Closeup</image:title><image:caption>I will admit his generic plan fits rather well this is generic character and generic appearance. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sauron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sauron</image:title><image:caption>Sorry Corypheus, but I think that whole schtick has been done before...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/thumbnailimage.png</image:loc><image:title>thumbnailImage</image:title><image:caption>In fact I'm surprised BioWare didn't get sued for lifting their ending straight from Matrix Reloaded.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dai-box-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DAI-Box-art</image:title><image:caption>Dragon Age: Directed by JJ Abrams. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-12-30T19:43:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/02/17/deathandfailure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/crackdown2_small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crackdown2_small</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/2129343-169_dyinglight_walkthru_multi_ot_081613.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2129343-169_dyinglight_walkthru_multi_ot_081613</image:title><image:caption>You see zombies, I see a crop of XP waiting to be harvested. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/maxresdefault-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault (1)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/stellar_7_2.png</image:loc><image:title>Stellar_7_2</image:title><image:caption>Now that's a game!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-18T21:11:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2015/01/21/dragon-age-inquisition-followup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/flemethinquisition.png</image:loc><image:title>FlemethInquisition</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/2725312-0002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2725312-0002</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Otherwise known as the Iron Bull technique.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dai_judgement.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DAI_Judgement</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-07-30T11:01:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/12/31/dragon-age-inquistion-ending-coninued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/dragon-age-inquisition-main-menu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dragon-age-inquisition-main-menu</image:title><image:caption>You're doing it wrong, Bioware...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/68686-call-of-duty-advanced-warfare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>68686-call-of-duty-advanced-warfare</image:title><image:caption>Say what you want about Call of Duty, but at least you get what it promises on the box. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/maxresdefault.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maxresdefault</image:title><image:caption>What!? You want use this Dwarven Armor? What do you think this is? Some kind of Forge?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/akqmvdd29hkw6wr4bvts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>akqmvdd29hkw6wr4bvts</image:title><image:caption>Though I guess when this is your competition, it'd be hard to lose...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/antonio_lopez_de_santa_anna_1852.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Antonio_Lopez_de_Santa_Anna_1852</image:title><image:caption>Santa Anna ain't got nothin' on me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/butch-cassidy-and-the-sundance-kid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butch-cassidy-and-the-sundance-kid</image:title><image:caption>Because yes, I would like to be that handsome and be able to hold a gun without blowing a hole in my foot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/v2-fdayj8nyk-878x0-z-z96kyq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dragon Age Inquisition Dragon</image:title><image:caption>I was hoping for something a little bit more interesting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/1000px-florianne.png</image:loc><image:title>1000px-Florianne</image:title><image:caption>Why did you even wear the mask?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/med_high_dragon_012_bmp_jpgcopy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>med_high_dragon_012_bmp_jpgcopy</image:title><image:caption>Though I gotta admit, if you want to worship something, you could do a lot worse than a Dragon.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/syndrome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Syndrome</image:title><image:caption>Even Syndrome didn't monologue this hard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-12-14T12:27:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/11/28/star-wars-the-bad-awakens/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sl3suqjzm94l5t9nhrcf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sl3suqjzm94l5t9nhrcf</image:title><image:caption>Though I guess I can take solace in the fact that, even 30 years later, Tie Fighter pilots still can't shoot straight.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/star-wars-episode-vii-force-awakens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-wars-episode-vii-force-awakens</image:title><image:caption>This happens.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dysonbob.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dysonbob</image:title><image:caption>When Stephen Hawking said real life often comes to mirror Science Fiction... this isn't what he meant. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/star-wars-the-force-awake-010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star-Wars-The-Force-Awake-010</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that is a Droid rolling on a soccer ball while tense, thematic music strums in the background. And this isn't a joke.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/star-wars-episode-vii-force-awakens-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-wars-episode-vii-force-awakens (1)</image:title><image:caption>I'm going to hurl myself into the Sarlaac pit. It can't be worse than the rest of this planet.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/star-wars-7-the-force-awakens-official-john-boyega-stormtrooper-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star-Wars-7-The-Force-Awakens-Official-John-Boyega-Stormtrooper-Photo</image:title><image:caption>My god...it's boring...It's nothing but boring for as far as the eye can see!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-14T06:40:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/08/29/tell-me-another-story-of-the-walking-dead-season-2-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00029.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-08-26_00029</image:title><image:caption>But that just makes the moments of hope all the brighter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00019.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-08-26_00019</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goodbye Kenny</image:title><image:caption>Goodbye my old friend...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00015.jpg</image:loc><image:title>It will be alright.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-08-26_00011</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-08-26_00007</image:title><image:caption>Of course then we tried to cross the river and everything went to hell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-08-26_00006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00005.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-08-26_00005</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-08-26_00004</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2014-08-26_00001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-08-26_00001</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-16T03:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/07/27/the-writer-returns-to-the-block/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/10532953_10202358978115892_1573579933399055339_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10532953_10202358978115892_1573579933399055339_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fremonttroll.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FremontTroll</image:title><image:caption>Though I admit I was looking forward to being roomies with the Freemont Troll. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/abandon_all_hope_by_hjoranna.png</image:loc><image:title>Abandon_All_Hope_by_Hjoranna</image:title><image:caption>My mind escalates things quickly. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-30T22:50:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/05/20/writingformicrosoft/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/download.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mark Twain</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-27T00:09:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/bioshock-infinite/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-18T01:00:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/04/17/burial-at-sea-chapter2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dyingelizabeth.png</image:loc><image:title>GoodByeElizabeth</image:title><image:caption>Goodbye Elizabeth, you were one of the finest characters ever featured in a video game.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bioshock2007-08-2619-20-48-90.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BioshockGoodEnding</image:title><image:caption>She gave them the father, the childhood and the future she never had. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/burial2launch610.jpg</image:loc><image:title>burial2launch610</image:title><image:caption>They might as well have made the McGuffin this doll head for all the impact it had on the story.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/daisyretconscene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DaisyRetconscene</image:title><image:caption>I don't think even the Luteces understand what the fuck was supposed to be going on here.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/atlasintheshadows.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Atlasintheshadows</image:title><image:caption>I suppose it's fitting that it ends where it all began. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-28T01:43:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/03/18/the-clone-wars-star-wars-made-right/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/flaming_temple.png</image:loc><image:title>Flaming_Temple</image:title><image:caption>Though, no lie, I would kill to have seen this recreated in The Clone Wars.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ringo-vinda-battle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ringo-vinda-battle</image:title><image:caption>And what spectacular action it is!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/clonetroopersdefendkamino-at.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CloneTroopersDefendKamino-AT</image:title><image:caption>And there are so many shining moments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/battleofonderon-tp.png</image:loc><image:title>BattleOfOnderon-TP</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/star-wars-the-clone-wars-season-4-episode-15-deception.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star-Wars-The-Clone-Wars-Season-4-Episode-15-Deception</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kenobi_skywalker_duel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kenobi_skywalker_duel</image:title><image:caption>"Can we hurry this up Ben? I'd like to kill you and go home before my kids enter college..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hewasagoodfriend.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hewasagoodfriend</image:title><image:caption>"And he was a good friend." - The Great Alec Guinness</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-08-14T01:05:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/03/15/titanfall-story-failure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/titanfall-screen-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanfall-screen-3</image:title><image:caption>Okay...maybe not so metaphorical. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/250px-bc_summon_atlas.png</image:loc><image:title>250px-Bc_summon_atlas</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/amped_r-101c_card.png</image:loc><image:title>Amped_R-101C_card</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/titanfall-burn-cards-header-620x360.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanfall-burn-cards-header-620x360</image:title><image:caption>Note the quotes at the bottom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/titanfall-625x350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanfall-625x350</image:title><image:caption>The amazing visuals are let down by the awful storytelling. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/titanfall_wallpaper2560x1440.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanfall_wallpaper2560x1440</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-16T18:50:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/03/04/standby-to-fall-into-titanfalls-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/800px-dropship.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Dropship</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/titanfall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GetinTitan</image:title><image:caption>"Come on, get in, we've got work to do!" - Your Titan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image_titanfall-22359-2742_0018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OhI'mSorry</image:title><image:caption>Oh I'm sorry, you weren't using that Titan I hope...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/titanfall4-600x337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>titanfall4-600x337</image:title><image:caption>Finally, a game that actually plays like its promotional material!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/golden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>golden</image:title><image:caption>You have no idea how much I wish this was a photoshop...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/madcat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Madcat</image:title><image:caption>It's the one at the front, in case you're some kind of weirdo who didn't play this game obsessively for five years.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-12T17:21:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/02/23/the-big-blacklist-of-cliches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/likeaboss1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LikeaBoss</image:title><image:caption>Like a fucking boss.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/likeaboss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LikeaBoss</image:title><image:caption>Like a fucking boss! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/somecopshow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Somecopshow</image:title><image:caption>I don't even know what show this is, and it's sad I can't tell the difference between any of them.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/reddington-bitchinsuit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Reddington-BitchinSuit</image:title><image:caption>Plus the man can rock a suit like no one else I've seen. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-26T19:27:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/04/11/bioshock-infinite-forgive-my-infinite-sins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bioshock-infinite-entrance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bioshock-Infinite-Entrance</image:title><image:caption>Though I admit it makes for a stu</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bioshock-infinite-comstock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BioShock-Infinite-Comstock</image:title><image:caption>Tyrants aren't born in a vacuum.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/1280px-2013-03-26_00010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1280px-2013-03-26_00010</image:title><image:caption>Then maybe she could have avoided death by hair shears.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/symbolism.png</image:loc><image:title>Symbolism</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>original</image:title><image:caption>And surprisingly enough, that main theme is something much more fundamental that simply "racism is bad."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bioshock-infinite-elizabeth1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BioShock-Infinite-Elizabeth1</image:title><image:caption>She's also beautiful without being shamefully objectified, another issue games struggle with.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/preacher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Preacher</image:title><image:caption>Followed almost immediately by a preacher drowning you. Not exactly subtle, but it gets the point across.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bioshock_infinite_lutece_twins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bioshock_infinite_lutece_twins</image:title><image:caption>Heads or Tails?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-13T11:41:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2014/01/17/burial-at-sea-an-infinite-loop/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/elizabethrevenge.png</image:loc><image:title>ElizabethRevenge</image:title><image:caption>Blood can only be repaid with Blood.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/burial-bookersoffice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burial-BookersOffice</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/burial-elizabeth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Burial-Elizabeth</image:title><image:caption>Constants and Variables</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-18T00:08:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/12/23/4-reasons-to-watch-a-muppet-christmas-carol/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/miss_piggy_as_emily_cratchit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miss_Piggy_as_Emily_Cratchit</image:title><image:caption>No, I didn't mean anything by "stuffed" Ms. Piggy... Please don't hit me!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/muppet-christmas-carol-w-we.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muppet-christmas-carol-w-we</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas Everyone!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (2)</image:title><image:caption>Not to mention this is one of the finest imaginings of the Ghost of Christmas Past: the book description almost defies a visual recreation.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/muppetchristmasgonzo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muppetchristmasgonzo</image:title><image:caption>And why Gonzo should be on the bookjacket of A Christmas Carol.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/muppets-sam-the-eagle-1982-590x350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muppets-sam-the-eagle-1982-590x350</image:title><image:caption>And it's not just because they forced Sam the Eagle to be British. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-18T00:08:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/12/19/merry-christmas-2/</loc><lastmod>2013-12-19T21:19:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/12/24/merry-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/2517-13103.gif</image:loc><image:title>FirstSmile</image:title><image:caption>Granted its not a very good smile, but its not bad for a first attempt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ghostofchristmaspresent_muppetchristmascarol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GhostOfChristmasPresent</image:title><image:caption>Come forth and know me better man!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T21:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/09/17/breaking-bad-where-is-hank/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/holly-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>holly-1</image:title><image:caption>Do they give Emmys to babies? Because this girl deserves one.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/waltjr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Waltjr</image:title><image:caption>Heroes come in all forms.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hank_620x350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hank_620x350</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T19:59:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/09/13/deathofwalterwhite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/walter-laugh.png</image:loc><image:title>walter-laugh</image:title><image:caption>You're not beyond redemption yet, Walter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bb1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bb</image:title><image:caption>Walter isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is. That's why he never suspected Jesse would turn rat.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/walt.png</image:loc><image:title>walt</image:title><image:caption>And that reckoning has hair!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-19T19:59:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/12/12/youre-just-shy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/download-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>download (2)</image:title><image:caption>You call this "Relativity" stuff brilliant? Get out of my office and come back when you can summarize it in under ten words!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-08T20:56:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/11/23/advertising-and-the-future/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-23T22:41:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/08/26/bioshock-sins-and-revelations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/26-bioshockelizabeth-fx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>26-bioshockelizabeth-fx</image:title><image:caption>And what's up with this game and hand injuries anyway?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jgobs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JgoBS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Handy</image:title><image:caption>More handy than these so-called Handymen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bioshock-infinite-screenshot-elizabeth-and-songbird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth and Songbird</image:title><image:caption>Unlike surviving Songbird's attack, which was totally dumb luck. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-02T21:53:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/10/26/gravity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/heic0715a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heic0715a</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gravity-skip-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gravity-skip-crop</image:title><image:caption>It was a ride I'll never forget.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (1)</image:title><image:caption>You couldn't choose a more beautiful place to die. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gravity-movie-review-george-clooney.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gravity-movie-review-george-clooney</image:title><image:caption>You can't keep a good Clooney down. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gravity-movie-review-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gravity-movie-review-space</image:title><image:caption>Butterfingers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2110530111_1378747541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2110530111_1378747541</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gravity-trailer-3-635.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gravity-trailer-3-635</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/gravity-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gravity-1</image:title><image:caption>And don't stop reading!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-17T03:47:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/09/29/suspension-of-disbelief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tdkr-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tdkr-5</image:title><image:caption>Come at me Bro, I already punched a huge hole in the story and now I'm ready to add one to your face.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/4847018_gal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4847018_gal</image:title><image:caption>In retrospect, this does seem much easier than walking.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/howard-thurston-sawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Howard-Thurston-sawing</image:title><image:caption>Hey, you didn't saw that woman in half at all!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/black-hole-swallows-star_36618_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-hole-swallows-star_36618_600x450</image:title><image:caption>And then screaming in terror when we find massive stars being devoured by huge black holes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/i-f427904069c377ce92d6e964a7954bce-giantblueearthworm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GiantBlueEarthworm</image:title><image:caption>If this worm doesn't taste like blueberries, then life is meaningless.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-11T00:19:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/09/20/the-breaking-bad-migration-no-spoilers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/meth-breaking-bad-bryan-cranston-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meth-breaking-bad-bryan-cranston-large</image:title><image:caption>Was I walking around in my underwear too much?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/breakingbadmigration.png</image:loc><image:title>BreakingBadMigration</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-27T23:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/asuras-wrath/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-12T18:21:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/spec-ops-the-line/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-12T18:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/mass-effect/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-12T18:15:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/08/30/the-one-kickstarter-you-need-to-support/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/007a6f6f53b0a4c505e3b9654005c022_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>007a6f6f53b0a4c505e3b9654005c022_large</image:title><image:caption>And I'm not just talking about the fire she wields. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/857702_598657326842990_81416101_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>857702_598657326842990_81416101_o</image:title><image:caption>The Vikings are growing restless...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1274503_597304750311581_954322826_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1274503_597304750311581_954322826_o</image:title><image:caption>And saying no really isn't an option.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-30T22:23:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/08/22/what-i-learned-at-my-best-friends-wedding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bloody-heart.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bloody heart</image:title><image:caption>Don't worry, I wiped it off first.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/a-brydes-whale-007.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A Bryde's whale</image:title><image:caption>It's either that or get used to be mistaken for a whale.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/whale-shark-mouth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whale-Shark-Mouth</image:title><image:caption>I'M SOOOOO HUNGGRRYYY!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-06T21:37:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/08/06/drowning-in-columbia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/sins-wash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sins Wash</image:title><image:caption>Not to mention the sign.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/8620d15e2c97c45d5e7af0c809f34ee49327c0cf1302783651.jpg</image:loc><image:title>8620d15e2c97c45d5e7af0c809f34ee49327c0cf1302783651</image:title><image:caption>Though I can't imagine why.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-17T19:54:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/07/14/bioshock-rapture-vs-infinity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/comstock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Comstock</image:title><image:caption>Oh, there he is!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ali-khamenei.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ali Khamenei</image:title><image:caption>Say, wait a second, haven't I seen him somewhere else?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/monument.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Monument</image:title><image:caption>Though I admit, it makes for some stunning architecture.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/stephen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stephen</image:title><image:caption>Though I'm pretty sure his massive brain has kicked ALS's ass at this point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/517px-dirk_van_hoogstraten_-_bearded_man_reading.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oldlibrarian</image:title><image:caption>Me, two chapters into Atlas Shrugged.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/interracial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>interracial</image:title><image:caption>Amazing what a little racism will do for your perspective.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-27T11:00:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/06/25/wwz/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/chipmunk-group.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chipmunk group</image:title><image:caption>And maybe next time they can leave the chipmunks at home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/chipmunk-uprising.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chipmunk Gluttony</image:title><image:caption>Let the uprising begin my brothers!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dotd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DotD</image:title><image:caption>And somehow, even less zombies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/zekes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zekes</image:title><image:caption>Please form an orderly line!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/z1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>z1</image:title><image:caption>As well as several bank accounts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/troy-560.jpg</image:loc><image:title>troy-560</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-15T08:16:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/06/19/star-trek-into-safety/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/star-trek-into-darkness-shuttle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star Trek Into Darkness shuttle</image:title><image:caption>Wait...who is she again?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/star-trek-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-trek-4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/star-trek-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star-trek-4</image:title><image:caption>And frankly if you didn't expect this guy to betray you the moment he appeared on screen, you need to watch more movies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/stid-img-42.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Startrekshuttle</image:title><image:caption>You just can't stay mad when you're on a quest to stop a madman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/startrekcandy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Startrekcandy</image:title><image:caption>What? Did you expect me to use a bathroom or something to change?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/startrekcandy2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Startrekcandy2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/vengeance-b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vengeance-b</image:title><image:caption>Hey me too! You can tell because we're painted black!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/narada-orbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>narada-orbit</image:title><image:caption>Hey look at me I'm evil!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/entwater.png</image:loc><image:title>Entwater</image:title><image:caption>Enterprise rising out of water.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/ent-titan-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ent-titan-1</image:title><image:caption>The Enterprise rising out of Titan's dust cloud.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T15:10:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/01/05/3-reasons-there-is-hope-for-humanity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/gandhi1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gandhi1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/5275452_f520.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5275452_f520</image:title><image:caption>The Soviet Union collapsed without a shot being fired.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/velvetrevolution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>velvet+revolution</image:title><image:caption>Dozens of countries gained their freedom.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/berlin20wall20freedom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>berlin20wall20freedom</image:title><image:caption>The Berlin Wall fell, and Germans from both sides celebrated by demolishing it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/genghis-khan-or-temudjin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>genghis khan or temudjin</image:title><image:caption>And half of them were killed by Genghis Khan. The other half were his children. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/220px-buzz_aldrin_and_the_u-s-_flag_on_the_moon_-_gpn-2001-000012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Buzz_Aldrin_and_the_U.S._flag_on_the_Moon_-_GPN-2001-000012</image:title><image:caption>In fact, we landed on the Moon because we hoped it would be easier to breathe up there.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/maybe-not-every-problem.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maybe not every problem</image:title><image:caption>Okay, maybe not every problem...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/faith-in-humanity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>faith in humanity</image:title><image:caption>And if you can't infer societal </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/1500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/500ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>500AD</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-05T13:13:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/05/22/prometheus-fails-in-more-ways-than-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (1)</image:title><image:caption>Oh god, not another sequel! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/vickers1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vickers1</image:title><image:caption>Like poor Vickers, replaced by an android because her father wanted a son. Emotionally crippling her and leaving her unable to run in anything other than a straight line apparently. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Dude...shit got crazy down there. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/squid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Squid</image:title><image:caption>Congratulations it's a...whatever.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/prometheus-holotable-large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prometheus-holotable-large</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: Something scary...I guess.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pretty-boombooms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pretty BoomBooms</image:title><image:caption>"Oooohhh, look at the pretty Boom Booms!" - Prometheus, probably.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-02T23:29:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/04/29/dead-ends-arent-always-what-they-appear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/deliverance-remake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deliverance-remake</image:title><image:caption>Which on the bright side means I'm a shoe-in for a role if they ever remake Deliverance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-15T09:19:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/04/05/my-mind-is-goo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/treasurepile_shot_hugest_wide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>treasurepile_shot_hugest_wide</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, that should about cover it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/brain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brain</image:title><image:caption>Once I manage to my brain back between my ears.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T20:20:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/04/02/i-was-joking/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-06T10:48:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/04/01/stories-that-never-were-the-hobbit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bilbo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bilbo</image:title><image:caption>Oh goody, misery. Just what I wanted to see.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/futurama_calculon_options.jpg</image:loc><image:title>futurama_calculon_options</image:title><image:caption>Picks 2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bilborunning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY</image:title><image:caption>"You're fired!" - Bilbo's Employer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/gandalf_the_grey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LOTR 6</image:title><image:caption>I'm here to ruin all of the fun.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-02T08:17:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/03/25/stories-that-never-were-terminator-salvation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/welp-were-doomed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Welp, we're doomed.</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're screwed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/terminator-army.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Terminator army</image:title><image:caption>And after the credits roll, we see Skynet's first real Terminator roll off the assembly line...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/christianbale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ChristianBale</image:title><image:caption>Once again, we might put a great actor to better use than just looking grim...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/unit1000024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unit1000024</image:title><image:caption>Unit #4052134 here got more characterization than that!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/2009_terminator_salvation_014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TSLA</image:title><image:caption>Los Angeles: Being Destroyed since 1984</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cbconnor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>C</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-19T14:02:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/03/14/the-stories-that-never-were-battleship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/battleship-movie-image-liam-neeson-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battleship</image:title><image:caption>We could maybe put such a great talent to better use. That's all I'm saying.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/images-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (3)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/images-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (3)</image:title><image:caption>Look! They're trying to rescue someone, quick get them! They might be aliens!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/geo1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GEO1280</image:title><image:caption>Every single one of those dots is a piece of garbage. Literally.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/will-smith-independence-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Will-Smith-Independence-Day</image:title><image:caption>Will Smith welcoming an alien to earth by smoking a big fat cigar over its unconscious body.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/grinning-alien.png</image:loc><image:title>Grinning Alien</image:title><image:caption>Is it just me, or is this alien ship grinning at me?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-19T11:13:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/02/22/the-thing-under-the-carpet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/a-hammer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A hammer</image:title><image:caption>See those two pointy bits on the end? Yeah, those were facing my...well use your imagination. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/smartimg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smartImg</image:title><image:caption>Like this, only rusted and terrible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/your-attempts1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Your Attempts</image:title><image:caption>Your attempts to destroy us amuses us human.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/your-attempts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Your Attempts</image:title><image:caption>"See human, now you've just gone and pissed us off!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mad-basset.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>mad basset</image:title><image:caption>You think you can take me, kid? Well come on, come at me. I dare you.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (2)</image:title><image:caption>And my lawyers advise me not to go into it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-26T23:09:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/01/29/asuras-wrath-continued/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screenlg9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>screenlg9</image:title><image:caption>It was about Redemption. Huh, imagine that.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/45l17ed6d.png</image:loc><image:title>45L17ed6d</image:title><image:caption>That's the spirit!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/7e5a2c9ae9258ea5ac54c99fd3d835c2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>7e5a2c9ae9258ea5ac54c99fd3d835c2</image:title><image:caption>And then Augus impales Asura with a 10-mile long sword. No joke.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-19T19:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/01/18/holy-crap-star-trek-is-real/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/star-trek-ipad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star trek ipad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pnng01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PNNG01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/250px-20090704-1971_startrektoscommunicatorreplica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>250px-20090704-1971_StarTrekTOSCommunicatorReplica</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/vet-jet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vet-jet</image:title><image:caption>Even looks a bit like the Star Trek version.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/180px-galaxyclass_surgicalbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>180px-Galaxyclass_surgicalbed</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mri-machine-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MRI-Machine-6</image:title><image:caption>This is actually much more advanced than the one I went into took up the entire room.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/320x240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>320x240</image:title><image:caption>Gene Roddenberry: Scifi writer or Future-seeing Wizard?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-02T14:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/01/21/the-postravaganza/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-22T03:40:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/01/14/history-and-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/order_227.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Order_227</image:title><image:caption>Not to mention it was full of historical tidbits as well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/osgiliath-faramir-reinf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Osgiliath-faramir-reinf</image:title><image:caption>Fighting in WWI was just like the suicide charge at Osgiliath.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ww1tank.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WW1Tank</image:title><image:caption>Who needs this crap when you have 50-foot tall Oiliphants eh?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-02T15:45:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/01/08/asuras-wrath-anger-and-acceptance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/alcatraz_island.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alcatraz_Island</image:title><image:caption>That was sarcasm by the way.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/char_81359.jpg</image:loc><image:title>char_81359</image:title><image:caption>I don't care if its made of gold, spiders are still creepy as hell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/aw-asura-vs-yasha-crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aw-asura-vs-yasha-crop</image:title><image:caption>A friendship born of fisticuffs!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/asuraswrathbuddha.jpg</image:loc><image:title>asuraswrathbuddha</image:title><image:caption>What? You thought I was kidding?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/liamnesson1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>LiamNesson1</image:title><image:caption>Liam Neeson, more badass than a Demigod. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/asuras-wrath-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Asuras-Wrath-01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/seacucumber.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seacucumber</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-14T01:07:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2013/01/02/goals-and-resolutions-for-2013/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-13T00:25:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/12/10/dialogue/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/creepy-anakin.png</image:loc><image:title>creepy-anakin</image:title><image:caption>Anakin: More creepy than a serial killer who eats people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sahara-desert-afrika.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Desert sand</image:title><image:caption>You bastard! I'll kill you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/rocky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mugsy</image:title><image:caption>And Mugsy from Loony Toons already has that covered.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-18T00:43:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/11/28/writer-in-the-iron-mask/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/man-in-iron-mask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man-in-iron-mask</image:title><image:caption>Oh god, put the mask back on! Put it back on!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/humpback-whale_580_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>humpback-whale_580_600x450</image:title><image:caption>Picture totally unrelated. Totally.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-12T08:35:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/11/06/on-killing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mass-effect-3-galaxy-mass-relays-exploding.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mass-Effect-3-Galaxy-mass-relays-exploding</image:title><image:caption>Whoops, looks like another main character died.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/george-r-r-martin-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>george-r-r-martin-image</image:title><image:caption>And then I ask the author: What the hell is wrong with you!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/starcraft01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>starcraft01</image:title><image:caption>AKA, The RTS perspective.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/alligator.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alligator</image:title><image:caption>Because no one will ever find the bodies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2005531-eddard_stark.png</image:loc><image:title>2005531-eddard_stark</image:title><image:caption>If you need someone to die on screen, Sean Bean is your man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-25T00:48:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/10/23/rlyeh-and-the-origin-of-fear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/lovecraft1934.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lovecraft1934</image:title><image:caption>Which isn't surprising since he had a face that could frighten small children. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/amnesia-dark-descent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Amnesia-Dark-Descent</image:title><image:caption>Alt-F4! Alt-F4! OH GOD TURN IT OFF!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cthulhufb1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cthulhuFB1</image:title><image:caption>What, are you trying to say I'm ugly?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-31T02:32:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/10/20/exit-humanity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/resolution1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Resolution</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/resolution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Resolution</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/oh-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh-boy</image:title><image:caption>Oh...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-11T13:28:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/10/17/trouble-zombies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/455px-charles_darwin_seated_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Darwin</image:title><image:caption>Darwin has rendered his verdict, and that verdict is death.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the-walking-dead-season-3-carl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Annoying Child</image:title><image:caption>Apologies in advance for mentioning Carl...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/exit-humanity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Exit Humanity</image:title><image:caption>I guess the five stars kinda gives the game away, eh?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/land-of-the-dead-neckshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>land-of-the-dead-neckshot</image:title><image:caption>Look at that woman spraying her blood all over that poor man!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-21T04:30:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/10/09/writing-and-fear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/plane.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Plane</image:title><image:caption>This is what I see when I look at planes. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/the_13th_warrior-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_13th_warrior-3</image:title><image:caption>Personally I found this guy a hell of a lot scarier than the Wendol.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/slenderman.png</image:loc><image:title>Slenderman</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, screw Slender Man.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-19T02:34:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/10/01/humor-tragedy-and-joy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tumblr_m0qrneos4q1qktp8t.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m0qrneOS4Q1qktp8t</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cast-of-characters-saints-row-2-20081009033707795-0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gat-Trial</image:title><image:caption>Johnny Gat, most badass character in the game, seen here being convicted of 1,000 counts of first degree murder.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cast-of-characters-saints-row-2-20081009033707795-000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cast-of-characters-saints-row-2-20081009033707795-000</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/146639_v1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oh yes</image:title><image:caption>Oh yes, I'm looking at you, Walking Dead...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/134010735649.jpg</image:loc><image:title>134010735649</image:title><image:caption>Shut up! I've just got something in my eye!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/castaway-5tooth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>castaway-5tooth</image:title><image:caption>You know it's bad when you start to think this a good idea.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T18:41:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/09/17/dont-judge-me-im-a-writer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/angry_old_woman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry_old_woman</image:title><image:caption>And she's always like that, so who cares right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kitten11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kitten11</image:title><image:caption>And then there were kittens, or that's what I told myself because I couldn't have gone on otherwise.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/toy-story_sid-again.png</image:loc><image:title>toy-story_sid-again</image:title><image:caption>This scene from Toy Story had more impact than Hostel.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bulldoze-home.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bulldoze-Home</image:title><image:caption>The inside of my mouth.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-01T15:16:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/09/07/revenge-of-the-fat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fatcoffin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fatcoffin</image:title><image:caption>Because since it's killing me already, anyway, might as well give it my best shot!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fpants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fpants</image:title><image:caption>I hope he kept those pants...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jurassic-park.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jurassic-park</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/us_national_debt_crop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US_National_Debt_crop</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: My mother's fault.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/24910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>24910</image:title><image:caption>How did you...I don't even...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/jon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jon</image:title><image:caption>Ladies.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sexpic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sexpic</image:title><image:caption>There's a reason you never seen 400 pound people in these photos. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-17T21:15:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/08/20/through-the-stargate/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mckay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mckay</image:title><image:caption>And not nearly as handsome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/odyssey_beam_weapons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Odyssey_beam_weapons</image:title><image:caption>Admittedly they looked pretty good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/stargate_ben_browder_b_1-1b997.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stargate_ben_browder_b_1-1b997</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry...who invited you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/scholar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scholar</image:title><image:caption>You can't keep a good scientist dead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/stargatesg1poster011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stargatesg1poster011</image:title><image:caption>She's also cute as hell!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/serpents_song.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Serpent's_Song</image:title><image:caption>Mostly though, I enjoyed the explosions.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-21T13:18:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/08/30/im-back-and-even-better-than-ever/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-31T02:20:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/08/15/letter-to-the-sun/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-18T00:27:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/08/09/ds9-and-garak/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/inception1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inception1</image:title><image:caption>Though admittedly it didn't look nearly as cool.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/garak.jpg</image:loc><image:title>garak</image:title><image:caption>In a word: Garak.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-10T03:57:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/08/06/enterprise-the-orphaned-child/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/disco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disco</image:title><image:caption>On the other hand, that would let us go back and make sure Disco never happens.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/entenx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EnteNX</image:title><image:caption>At least it looks pretty, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/enterprise-crew-star-trek-enterprise-548970_1024_768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ETC</image:title><image:caption>Oh, you can all go straight to hell.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jonathan_archer_2151.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jonathan_Archer,_2151</image:title><image:caption>I think it's time for a mutiny...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/space-time.gif</image:loc><image:title>space-time</image:title><image:caption>Damnit Star Trek! Stop ripping holes in the fabric of space and time!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/temporal_conduit_creation.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Temporal_conduit_creation</image:title><image:caption>Above: a massive electron microscope, the only microscope capable of seeing Mayweather's incredibly tiny brain. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/travis_mayweather.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Travis_Mayweather</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jacob_character_box.png</image:loc><image:title>Jacob_Character_Box</image:title><image:caption>My god, now it all makes sense.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/robinhood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>robinhood</image:title><image:caption>Dignity, always dignity.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/captain-kirk-vs-gorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>captain-kirk-vs-gorn</image:title><image:caption>Oh man, Kirk, that's sick!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-05T07:52:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/07/30/dkr-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ht_christian_bale_rottman_aurora_kb_120724_wblog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ht_christian_bale_rottman_aurora_kb_120724_wblog</image:title><image:caption>Because this, ladies and gentlemen, is the real life Batman.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dark_knight_michael_caine_christian_bale_011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DK MC</image:title><image:caption>Hey you, yeah, in the white shirt, get out of the frame! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/0.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>And yet it's still somehow awesome.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bane-jpg_181056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bane-jpg_181056</image:title><image:caption>Also, does anyone know how they turned Shinzon of Remus into a god damn behemoth?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/anne-hathaway-selina-kyle-catwoman-movie-the-dark-knight-rises.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SKA</image:title><image:caption>It's hot, sexy ass....mmmmm...wait, what was I talking about?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/aoil.png</image:loc><image:title>aoil</image:title><image:caption>I mean Christopher Nolan has a thing for wobbling.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-07T11:44:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/07/26/star-trek-deep-space-9/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sisko_and_dukat_fire_caves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sisko_and_Dukat_Fire_Caves</image:title><image:caption>I like to imagine that those are the writers plunging into the fire.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sisko1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sisko</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sisko.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sisko</image:title><image:caption>"Hi, I'm here for my "So You've Ascended to Godhood" training seminar?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bajoran_wormhole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bajoran_wormhole</image:title><image:caption>I suppose it's fitting these asshole Prophets live in the asshole of the universe.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/martok.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Martok</image:title><image:caption>Or the Path to Gre'Thor as it were...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/bajorans_executed_on_promenade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bajorans_executed_on_Promenade</image:title><image:caption>Yup, totally justified.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gul_dukat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gul_Dukat</image:title><image:caption>One the most interesting characters in Star Trek.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/311501-kira_nerys_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>311501-kira_nerys_large</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/jadzia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jadzia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/deanna-troi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Deanna-Troi</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-07-11T22:45:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/07/21/i-hate-jedi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tarisdestroyed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TarisDestroyed</image:title><image:caption>Because nothing says best seller like galactic conquest.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/flaming_temple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Flaming_Temple</image:title><image:caption>Yeah Yoda, your plans work out real well...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/yoda_swsb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yoda_SWSB</image:title><image:caption>Shut up you wrinkly old toad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-03T07:10:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/07/02/extended-cut-extended-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/mass-effect-3-screenshot-17-normandy-crash-landing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mass-effect-3-screenshot-17-normandy-crash-landing</image:title><image:caption>Or some unknown planet we don't give a damn about...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dao-shale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DAO-Shale</image:title><image:caption>Because if they screw up Dragon Age, so help me I'm going to go Shale on their asses and start squishing EA executives.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/thanks-for-nothing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thanks for nothing</image:title><image:caption>Thanks for nothing assholes!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/who.jpg</image:loc><image:title>who</image:title><image:caption>I like to imagine the Husk is screaming "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/harbinger-awwww.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harbinger-awwww</image:title><image:caption>"Awww, that's so sweet!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T17:55:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/06/27/mass-effect-3-extended-cut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/shepared.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shepared</image:title><image:caption>"The man who gave up his life to become the one who could save the many."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/me3_memorial_wall.png</image:loc><image:title>ME3_Memorial_Wall</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ControlEnd</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-17T09:40:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/06/16/empathy-and-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tknre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TkNRe</image:title><image:caption>My god, is that shirt actually covering her breasts? I don't think I've ever seen Lara without her ample cleavage showing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tombraider.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tombraider</image:title><image:caption>And this is totally appropriate attire for delving into unknown tombs...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/saw2pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Saw2pic</image:title><image:caption>Yeah...this is totally the same thing as the Tomb Raider trailer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/97166.jpg</image:loc><image:title>97166</image:title><image:caption>This isn't supposed to easy to watch.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-22T19:52:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/06/20/minimalist-storytelling-the-realm-of-video-games/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/fashion.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fashion</image:title><image:caption>4. Their sense of fashion leaves much to be desired.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dog_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog_full</image:title><image:caption>Well his name is Dog anyway...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/head-crab-zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>head-crab-zombie</image:title><image:caption>We can smack aliens in the face with a crowbar</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zombie</image:title><image:caption>Dude...you got something on your head...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/colossus03_f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colossus03_f</image:title><image:caption>Okay...this could be a problem.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/thankgod.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Thankgod</image:title><image:caption>I've never been so happy to see the Earth destroyed...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/220px-rosetta_stone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>220px-Rosetta_Stone</image:title><image:caption>I know Ulysses could use its own Rosetta Stone</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-08T02:38:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/06/13/voyager-in-depth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/badending.png</image:loc><image:title>Badending</image:title><image:caption>No! Not like that...ugh...just....oh forget it. I need to lie down...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/320x240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>320x240</image:title><image:caption>This is how Voyager should have looked by the end of Season 7</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/species-8472-bioships.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Species-8472-BioShips</image:title><image:caption>The Star Trek version of the Death Star</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-17T03:32:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/06/09/characters-and-plot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/frio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frio</image:title><image:caption>Even if that character was a bit of whinging pain in the ass.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/goldeneye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GoldenEye</image:title><image:caption>What devilishly handsome spies...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/vlcsnap-2011-02-16-04h02m07s62.png</image:loc><image:title>vlcsnap-2011-02-16-04h02m07s62</image:title><image:caption>The answer to all of the above is No. Especially the last one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-17T03:30:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/05/16/less-than-the-sum-of-its-parts-battlestar-galactica/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/can_opener.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Can_opener</image:title><image:caption>I don't understand, how do you turn it on?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/new-caprica-centurions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new caprica centurions</image:title><image:caption>Or maybe Space-Nazis...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/greys.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greys</image:title><image:caption>The CDC classifies Grey's Anatomy as a level 2 biohazard.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/caprica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Caprica</image:title><image:caption>All according to plan...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/230full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>230full</image:title><image:caption>Though, looking at her now, I probably would have done the exact same thing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-11-15T07:22:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/06/02/how-i-wrestled-the-4th-dimension-into-submission/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/snail-crossing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snail-crossing</image:title><image:caption>Okay...which one of you smartasses put this sign on my lawn?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/yellow-tape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Yellow Tape</image:title><image:caption>At least it'll make it easy for the FBI to track me when I inevitably turn into Jack Nicholson from The Shining</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kreia-teacher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kreia Teacher</image:title><image:caption>I swear, the public education system could be improved just by adding Kreia's lectures from KOTOR2</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/w99103246.jpg</image:loc><image:title>w99103246</image:title><image:caption>Because it's my metaphor and why not</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-08T22:13:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/06/06/missed-opportunities-star-trek-voyager/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/kids-on-computer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>excitedkid</image:title><image:caption>In other words, I squealed like a 12 year old.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jls_716609a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JLS_716609a</image:title><image:caption>Nothing delights me more than a satisfied fan...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/456x3301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>456x330</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/456x330.jpg</image:loc><image:title>456x330</image:title><image:caption>And then 20 years later, this happened...Coincidence?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/harry_kim_and_quark.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Harry_Kim_and_Quark</image:title><image:caption>Hey bub...wanna buy a watch?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/untitled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>untitled</image:title><image:caption>Riveting...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/dude-chill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dude, chill</image:title><image:caption>Dude, chill. You'd think this was a big deal or something.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/voyager-star-trek-voyager-3982047-1024-768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voyager-star-trek-voyager-3982047-1024-768</image:title><image:caption>Even the ship is confusing. Is that a starship or a whale?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/no-end.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No End</image:title><image:caption>No...just no.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/starcraft-2-zerg-image-2712.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Zerg art</image:title><image:caption>Oh I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Well run off to Mama Kerrigan and tell her all about it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-24T16:23:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/03/26/mass-effect-3-continued-clarifications-corrections-and-comments-also-alliteration/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/me3_ending2-620x350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me3_ending2-620x350</image:title><image:caption>Hi...does anyone remember me?
(I'm so lonely)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/illusive-man.png</image:loc><image:title>Illusive-Man</image:title><image:caption>Even if he does have Martin Sheen's voice...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/wa_crucible.png</image:loc><image:title>WA_Crucible</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/reapers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>reapers</image:title><image:caption>Sure, he looks pretty trustworthy.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-13T12:10:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/05/26/kiss-in-stories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/693px-kai_leng_profile.jpg</image:loc><image:title>693px-Kai_Leng_Profile</image:title><image:caption>Don't you have a Metal Gear Solid game to be appearing in?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/260px-hindenburg_burning.jpg</image:loc><image:title>260px-Hindenburg_burning</image:title><image:caption>My bad.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-19T16:44:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/05/11/the-stories-that-never-were/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fcboom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fcboom</image:title><image:caption>I don't know who any of you are, so I'm just blowing you all up.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/whoyou.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Whoyou</image:title><image:caption>I'm sorry, I don't remember, am I supposed to protect you or kill you?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (1)</image:title><image:caption>You think anyone heard that?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/capitalism.jpg</image:loc><image:title>capitalism</image:title><image:caption>Especially since the news can make a controversy out of anything.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/crysis-squid.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crysis Squid</image:title><image:caption>Just chillin'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/angler-fish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Angler-Fish</image:title><image:caption>Of course no human imagination can come up with something scarier than a god damn Angler fish</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/alien.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Earth</image:title><image:caption>Seriously guys, it's not worth it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-16T22:21:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/05/09/fracking-science-fiction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/sam-jackson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sam Jackson</image:title><image:caption>This man knows what word I mean.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/battlefield_earth_screencap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Battlefield_earth_screencap</image:title><image:caption>NO! NOT THAT DIFFERENT! OH GOD MY EYES!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/alien-suit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Alien Suit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-17T05:04:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/04/27/stories-and-sex-safe-for-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/lost_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lost_01</image:title><image:caption>Half these people ended lost in the bedroom at some point.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gerty-crying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gerty-crying</image:title><image:caption>Even Skynet would cry at that scene...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T22:03:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/05/02/the-beauty-of-photos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jediphoto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jediphoto</image:title><image:caption>Better than all three of the prequel trilogies combined</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/movie-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Movie cover</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nature_photo_3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nature_photo_3</image:title><image:caption>I wouldn't have thought it possible to get a picture of hummingbird with its wings in such a perfect stance.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nature_photo_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nature_photo_2</image:title><image:caption>Who thought you could take an awesome picture of those little weed things that grow in fields.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/heron-takeoff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Heron-Takeoff</image:title><image:caption>And I don't have to worry about my subjects taking off before I'm done...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nature_photo_1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nature_photo_1</image:title><image:caption>Click the photos in this post to go to see the photos in their full screen splendor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T21:50:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/04/20/freelance-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/money.jpg</image:loc><image:title>money</image:title><image:caption>Not quite that big...yet!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bobafett1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bobafett1</image:title><image:caption>My Self-Portrait</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-24T09:49:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/04/05/biowares-announcement-and-the-future/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-16T21:23:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/04/13/breaking-bad-how-tv-should-be/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_liqx1zqz4t1qza0nc.png</image:loc><image:title>Eyebrows!</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, look at those things...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bryan-cranston-walter-white.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bryan-Cranston-Walter-White</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/3200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3200</image:title><image:caption>And if I were hallucinating this, I would resist too. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/breaking_bad_announces_fifth_and_final_season-460x307.jpg</image:loc><image:title>breaking_bad_announces_fifth_and_final_season-460x307</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cropbreaking_bad_lj_242.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cropbreaking_bad_lj_242</image:title><image:caption>Ladies and Gentleman: Walter White. Protagonist and Villain.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-02T20:15:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/04/08/mass-effect-3-the-final-word/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/me3_harbinger_conduit.png</image:loc><image:title>ME3_Harbinger_Conduit</image:title><image:caption>Thanks, Harbinger, you did good son.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jjspoi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stargazer</image:title><image:caption>Read my lips...IT NEVER HAPPENED.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/thessia.png</image:loc><image:title>Thessia</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_lxgqyto4om1qb1msmo1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lxgqytO4Om1qb1msmo1_500</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rannoch.png</image:loc><image:title>Rannoch</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/85327.jpg</image:loc><image:title>85327</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mass-effect-3-walkthrough-act-3-priority-earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mass-Effect-3-Walkthrough-Act-3-Priority-Earth</image:title><image:caption>The Reapers have won people...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mass-effect-3-cinematic-trailer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mass-effect-3-cinematic-trailer</image:title><image:caption>The Reapers have won, people.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mordin1.png</image:loc><image:title>Mordin1</image:title><image:caption>Now he's in that big futuristic laboratory in the sky....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-24T23:04:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/03/08/three-reasons-losing-weight-sucks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/android-20-donut.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>donut</image:title><image:caption>An iceberg made of donuts. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ed_edd_n_eddy_jawbreakers_by_eddy107-d47tkce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ed_edd_n_eddy_jawbreakers_by_eddy107-d47tkce</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/barbossa_skeleton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Barbossa_Skeleton</image:title><image:caption>Oh sure, you can bitch about eternal damnation all you want, Barbossa, but at least you look skinny. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/3oanw.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3oanw</image:title><image:caption>Via my twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/APenForHire88</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/human-anatomy-zygote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Human-anatomy-zygote</image:title><image:caption>Look at these smug bastards</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-20T00:47:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/02/23/shelobs-stuntdouble/</loc><lastmod>2012-02-27T10:00:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/02/09/i-love-my-characters-too-much/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bates-motel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bates-motel1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/snap-crackle-and-pop.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snap-crackle-and-pop</image:title><image:caption>Don't give me any of your god damn lip, Crackle!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jason-voorhees-uberslasher-and-merchandiser-21293520.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jason-voorhees-uberslasher-and-merchandiser-21293520</image:title><image:caption>Are you BustyBlonde69?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-28T01:17:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/01/28/regrets-and-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/58a4e366e54841a1b516c8494e0e4e1c_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>58a4e366e54841a1b516c8494e0e4e1c_2</image:title><image:caption>The 7th Circle of Hell for Word Documents</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/330px-sunny_side_up_by_yomi955.jpg</image:loc><image:title>330px-Sunny_side_up_by_yomi955</image:title><image:caption>Your brain on drugs...also your brain on Testosterone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-01T08:35:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2012/01/16/my-friends-grand-adventure/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/grave1-300x200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Grave1-300x200</image:title><image:caption>I'm speaking figuratively, of course...and no one can prove otherwise.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-18T15:08:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/12/25/the-writers-block-special-holiday-edition-its-a-wonderful-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jackmcduff_sophisticatedfun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JackMcDuff_SophisticatedFun</image:title><image:caption>I was going to put a sophisticated picture here, to further my paper thin facade, this is first result for "Sophisticated" on Google Image search. I'd say it captures what I was going for perfectly, well done Google. Well done, indeed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/wheelchairpusher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Wheelchairpusher</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-26T03:00:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/12/15/you-got-to-start-small/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/s11815-lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>S11815-lg</image:title><image:caption>And when you get to the top, it's a hell of a view. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-shining1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Shining</image:title><image:caption>Creepy, hallucinated pebbles...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/the-shining.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Shining</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ganymede_g1_true_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ganymede_g1_true_2</image:title><image:caption>Jupiter's Moon Ganymede...Or me after a bout of binge eating. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T02:58:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/12/01/nanowrimo-and-what-ive-learned/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/skyrim_giant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Skyrim_giant</image:title><image:caption>You mammoth? Ummmm...no I haven't seen it. This pelt and tusks were there when I got here!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1361127-carl_fredricksen_large.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1361127-carl_fredricksen_large</image:title><image:caption>And pull up your pants!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T03:48:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/12/05/ooops/</loc><lastmod>2011-12-05T13:26:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/11/17/the-trouble-with-irony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/booze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Booze</image:title><image:caption>That, and a generous amount of booze. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/monks-at-sera-jey-temple.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monks-at-sera-jey-temple</image:title><image:caption>Half these people are here because they read my stories.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/466px-portrait_of_niccolc3b2_machiavelli_by_santi_di_tito.jpg</image:loc><image:title>466px-Portrait_of_Niccolò_Machiavelli_by_Santi_di_Tito</image:title><image:caption>To be fair, he kind of looks the part.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-05T13:00:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/11/10/memoirs-of-a-stagehand/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/317750_272305339472071_135807066455233_691541_1745395611_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>317750_272305339472071_135807066455233_691541_1745395611_n</image:title><image:caption>Many of whom gave their lives for it! (Picture courtesy of Asraiya Deyo </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/198998_200930693260128_100000295973285_731472_7404795_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>198998_200930693260128_100000295973285_731472_7404795_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/obama-fist-bump2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>obama-fist-bump2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mtm4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mtm4</image:title><image:caption>Truly, I was the Ted Baxter of this production. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/060209chicagofire3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>060209chicagoFire3</image:title><image:caption>The Chicago Fire's got nothin' on me</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/198998_200930693260128_100000295973285_731472_7404795_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>198998_200930693260128_100000295973285_731472_7404795_n</image:title><image:caption>Demonic mind control may have been involved</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-18T05:51:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/10/27/its-always-a-sunny-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ae-broadway-poster-02_m-673x10241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AE-Broadway-Poster-02_M-673x1024</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/joyceulysses2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JoyceUlysses2</image:title><image:caption>I believe Joyce used the same strategy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/house-episode-1-season-8-recap-screen-shot-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>house-episode-1-season-8-recap-screen-shot-2</image:title><image:caption>Maybe the doctor got shanked while in prison...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-27T04:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/10/13/depression/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/humanity_sunday_a_sunny-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>humanity_sunday_a_sunny-day</image:title><image:caption>A Sunny Day: Nature's way of saying "Hey, it could be worse. The sun could explode!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mechwarrior41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mechwarrior41</image:title><image:caption>Awwwww yeah</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cutekitten7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cutekitten7</image:title><image:caption>Now imagine these kittens and cheer yourself up!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-04T19:38:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/10/06/on-my-way/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ae-broadway-poster-02_m-673x1024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AE-Broadway-Poster-02_M-673x1024</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T18:27:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/09/22/ye-olde-pumpkin-hurl-and-the-thing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/1-natalie-portman-hayden-christensen-star-wars-episode-ii-attack-of-the-clones-2002-630-75.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-natalie-portman-hayden-christensen-star-wars-episode-ii-attack-of-the-clones-2002--630-75</image:title><image:caption>Truly the most horrifying prequel to ever grace plague the silver screen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/thing8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thing8</image:title><image:caption>Sometimes all you need to have to be Badass is a bitchin' beard.. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/images-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (3)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (2)</image:title><image:caption>An American woman who apparently brought a full supply of hair products and make up into the fucking antarctic wasteland. Who's she trying to impress?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/az_shieldcombat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>az_shieldcombat</image:title><image:caption>I'm the one flying through the air. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (1)</image:title><image:caption>Like so.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/imag0008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0008</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-thing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Thing</image:title><image:caption>Awwww, come here! Gimme a kiss! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/imag0009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMAG0009</image:title><image:caption>"I can't see a thing in this helmet"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-11T09:35:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/09/15/a-new-beginning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/christopher_plummer11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Film Title: Inside Man.</image:title><image:caption>I always wanted to rob Christopher Plummer, maybe he keeps some autographs in his bank!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the_sun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The_Sun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/crazy_harry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crazy_Harry</image:title><image:caption>Let's just not get </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-shining-crazy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-shining-crazy</image:title><image:caption>You wouldn't want to upset me would you? ...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-15T18:46:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/08/27/aeterno-elementum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/272644_217592248282835_160695607305833_596145_1094774_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>272644_217592248282835_160695607305833_596145_1094774_o</image:title><image:caption>See it tonight!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2052303083-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2052303083-1</image:title><image:caption>And don't tell this cover art isn't awesome!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/216705_230570026985057_160695607305833_639832_6831506_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>216705_230570026985057_160695607305833_639832_6831506_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/216705_230570026985057_160695607305833_639832_6831506_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>216705_230570026985057_160695607305833_639832_6831506_n</image:title><image:caption>BJ Becker as the Priest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-05T20:16:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/06/20/crushed-beneath-a-fallen-sky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/picard_wtf_re_dont_question-s300x266-71337.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picard_wtf_RE_DONT_QUESTION-s300x266-71337</image:title><image:caption>Falling Skies even upset Picard!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/632_mustang20kiley20ranch20064.png</image:loc><image:title>632_MUSTANG%20KILEY%20RANCH%20064</image:title><image:caption>Though I grant you it is better looking...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/b52-bomber-weapons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>b52-bomber-weapons</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/falling-skies-image-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Falling-Skies-Image-1</image:title><image:caption>By god, I think they are...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/936full-falling-skies-screenshot1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>936full-falling-skies-screenshot</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/inglourious-basterds.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inglourious-basterds</image:title><image:caption>What I wouldn't give to see these two over the main character!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/936full-falling-skies-screenshot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>936full-falling-skies-screenshot</image:title><image:caption>This 9 year old whines less than the main character. He's also a better actor.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/falling-skies.jpg</image:loc><image:title>falling-skies</image:title><image:caption>Badassery at it's best ladies and gentlemen.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/tunnel_boring_machine_4_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tunnel_boring_machine_4_lg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fallingskies01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fallingskies01</image:title><image:caption>Our hero: Self-righteous Prick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-04T11:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/07/03/elitism-in-writing-and-reading/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kindle_2_-_front1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kindle_2_-_Front</image:title><image:caption>2010 A.D.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kindle_2_-_front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kindle_2_-_Front</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/clay-tablet-inscribed-with-the-text-of-babylonian-chronicle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clay-tablet-inscribed-with-the-text-of-babylonian-chronicle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/n6342.jpg</image:loc><image:title>n6342</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, how awesome is that cover? (RIP Brian Jacques)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elitism_v-2medium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elitism_v.2medium</image:title><image:caption>This is basically they're philosophy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lev-grossman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lev grossman</image:title><image:caption>Well...if the boot fits...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/toonsnobpic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toonsnobpic</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, we've all met this prick before haven't we?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/dying-novel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dying novel</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-03T17:32:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/05/31/gone-with-the-wind-part-deux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kaneklapqo62.gif</image:loc><image:title>kaneklapqo6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kaneklapqo61.gif</image:loc><image:title>kaneklapqo6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/kaneklapqo6.gif</image:loc><image:title>kaneklapqo6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rhett-butler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rhett butler</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/mammy-and-scarlett.gif</image:loc><image:title>Mammy and Scarlett</image:title><image:caption>Move over, Mammy, [b]I</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vivien-leigh1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vivien Leigh</image:title><image:caption>Ohhhh yeah....huh? What? Where was I?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vivien-leigh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Vivien Leigh</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/statler-and-waldorf.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Statler and Waldorf</image:title><image:caption>Of course my heckling is but a shallow and flavorless insult compared to the great masters.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-31T10:07:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/04/15/how-i-became-a-hyper-intelligent-super-brain-by-playing-videogames/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/untitled-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Untitled-1</image:title><image:caption>The other half is artillery</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/artillery.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Artillery</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/charge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charge!</image:title><image:caption>Charging up the banks of the Volga River.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/inca_coverart.png</image:loc><image:title>Inca_Coverart</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-15T22:41:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/04/08/how-cracked-com-saved-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pufferfish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pufferfish</image:title><image:caption>As seen here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/abominable-snowman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abominable-snowman</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-09T00:37:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/02/17/game-over-man-game-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/matrixnet.gif</image:loc><image:title>MatrixNet</image:title><image:caption>I CALLED IT! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/274_5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>274_5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/judgment_day_nukes_from_terminator_3_rise_of_the_machines.jpg</image:loc><image:title>judgment_day_nukes_from_terminator_3_rise_of_the_machines</image:title><image:caption>Of course on the eve of nuclear holocaust, imminent death is a relative term.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ibm-watson-jeopardy.png</image:loc><image:title>ibm-watson-jeopardy</image:title><image:caption>This is the doom of all Mankind...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-19T20:38:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2011/01/23/buried-in-bad-writing/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-25T07:42:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/12/18/an-ode-to-friendship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (2)</image:title><image:caption>Featured: John Wayne compared to Bobby Poteski</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/images-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images (1)</image:title><image:caption>It's all in the presentation...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/robert-poteski.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert Poteski</image:title><image:caption>Robert Potesky, more commonly known as Bobby</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-12T03:46:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/10/28/whoa-slow-the-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/transformers-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>transformers-2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-09T03:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/10/12/creating-a-good-villain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sauron_statue_l1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sauron_statue_L</image:title><image:caption>Why are my hands so BIG!?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/151446951.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15144695</image:title><image:caption>So...what now, guys?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/eye-o-sauron-031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye-o-sauron-03</image:title><image:caption>Well, uh....I never really thought about it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sauron-lord-rings_l2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sauron-Lord-Rings_l</image:title><image:caption>I'm so lonely...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/113774-darth_vader1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>113774-darth_vader</image:title><image:caption>A man to aspire to!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-21T23:13:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/10/03/oz-a-land-of-treachery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/soylent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soylent</image:title><image:caption>SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLEEEE!!!!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/glinda2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glinda</image:title><image:caption>The True Face of Evil...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/glinda1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glinda</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/glinda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glinda</image:title><image:caption>The True Face of Evil...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ruby-slippers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ruby-slippers</image:title><image:caption>The One Right to Rule Them All....</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Excuse me, do you fellows know the way to the Emerald City? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/munchkins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>munchkins</image:title><image:caption>The face of trustworthiness? I think [i] not [/i]</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/theshining_faceindoor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theshining_faceindoor</image:title><image:caption>Sorry about the mess. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-12T08:49:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/10/03/star-wars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/nooooo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NOOOOO</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jar-jar-binks1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jar-jar-binks</image:title><image:caption>The horror....coming to you in 3D. Hide your children...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jar-jar-binks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jar-jar-binks</image:title><image:caption>The horror...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-04T02:47:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/09/28/tv-writing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/writers-strike.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Writers strike</image:title><image:caption>Shut up! You don't deserve money! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/flipped-ambulance.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flipped ambulance</image:title><image:caption>Perfect!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-01T22:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/09/26/hacking-down-the-door/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/mark-twain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mark-twain</image:title><image:caption>Besides Mark Twain I mean...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/shiningshelleymes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ShiningShelleyMes</image:title><image:caption>Or hacked my way through a door...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/all-work-and-no-play1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All Work and No play</image:title><image:caption>My "Intelligent" Thoughts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/all-work-and-no-play.jpg</image:loc><image:title>All Work and No play</image:title><image:caption>You know what happens to writer's who can't write, right?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/johnny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Johnny</image:title><image:caption>My inner writer...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-27T04:52:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/09/08/beginnings-and-why-theyre-such-pains/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-09T06:30:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/08/09/the-importance-of-being-scared/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-16T21:47:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/08/14/the-only-thing-that-really-matters-is-the-ending-spoiler-warning/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-07T15:48:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/07/25/right-at-your-door-a-review/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-14T17:50:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/08/04/mistakes/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-04T10:29:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/07/25/double-feature%c2%a0time/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-26T06:54:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/07/25/thegreates/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-26T06:52:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com/2010/07/19/greetings-greetings/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-20T06:12:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://johnswritersblock.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-01-05T05:21:03+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
