Mistakes!

Never admit your mistakes.

Especially in a court of law! The 5th amendment is your friend, the right to not incriminate yourself is paramount in our legal system. Of course I only know this because of…you know, research for a crime story…yeah that’s good…research! Huh, what? I was here all night, I swear. I have witnesses, right guys?

Now, where was I? Oh yeah, mistakes.

And never admit your mistakes when you know you’re dead wrong, especially then!

So I’m not even going to mention how those two reviews I wrote were terrible. In fact, they don’t even exist. Do not scroll down, do not pass go, and do not collect two hundred dollars.

Okay, so all joking aside, I realize that those reviews didn’t go down too well. And don’t try and tell me they were fine! When a writer can’t pull a decent review out of his own mother, he knows they’re crap. But that’s okay, it made me realize that even though this is a blog and only has two readers, I owe it to those readers to at least put some proper effort into these things.  Just doing that off the top of my head just doesn’t cut it, I’m not that good yet.

Or at least, that’s what I would say if, you know, I’d actually written those two reviews. Which of course I didn’t. Anyway for my two beloved readers stay tuned for more updates. I’ll be updating my blog more frequently in the future, look again tomorrow for my ill fated attempt to find the Northern Lights.